My shortest phone discussion ever!

Friends,
After a shameful absence of 3 months!!, I'm an old fart!!, I started to write something stupid.
Today i had the shortest phone discussion in my whole life!
With whom? Who do you imagine? You're right dude, That was my dear "Wife"!!!
I called. Around noon.
- me: Alo?
- She: Yes?
- When?
- 1700
-Bye.
- No reply
End.
3 words!
I said: Hi Honey, Who are you? Is everything Alright? How's baby? do you have enough money? You need anything? just name it,... When do I have to pick you up?
And she said: Honey :)) "How stupid!" You okay? How was lunch? Is everything all right in the office? You don't have a bad hair day!!! do you?? !!!! "Amazing funny stuff!!" Pick us up at 5 in the evening. Love you! Bye!!!
And why you think that we had a conversation like that?
Because she messed with me last night!